lets party

Well it is upon us the party season. In particular staff parties. That time of year that you let your hair down with the folk you spend more time day to day than you do with your family.
That time when you have to be sociable to those you would not wish to spend any time with at all let alone a time when the drink flows and you may not be able to 'button it' when inhibitions go.

I have read with interest Nurse Myras description of hers with the lesbian speed dating including a chaplain & a Dominican Nun, it is always an education visiting Gimcrack !!

Mr Woppit spent his office party day ducking and diving avoiding enforced Santa hat wearing, vinegar masquerading as wine (love that description) and the randy lady from accounts.

This week I am off on mine to Blackpool
My outfit has been chosen & I must say it is stunning.
It is at one of many hotels in Blackpool that do party nights. Quite a brilliant commercial decision by them as they would lie dormant in the winter months.
It costs £40 for evening meal, cabaret, disco, room and breakfast.

The best factor in this is after numerous glasses of whatever takes your fancy you just have to find your room (or someone else's if your room mate is busy!!) ..... no sitting in the cold waiting for taxis or contemplating the all night bus with other drunken nutters.

So ahead of the party on down I have complied the top 10 records that are compulsory on the dance floor at Blackpool
10. I will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
9. Love Shack - B52s
8. Band of Gold - Freda Payne (& you can guarantee many bands of gold have been removed!!)
7. Fairy tale of New York - The Pogues
6. Wake me up before you Go Go - Wham
5. Mustang sally - the Commitments
4. Disco Inferno - The Trammps
3. Time Warp - Rock Horror Show
2. New York - Frank Sinatra
1. Merry Christmas - Slade

We know how to party up North .... well after copious amounts of alcohol does it matter what they play as long as we have fun